You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
Conversation is an exercise of the mind, gossip is merely an exercise of the tongue.
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Bad habits are hard to break, especially if you like them.
Vegetarian. Primitive word for lousy hunter.
Cigarette, n.: A fire at one end, a fool at the other, and a bit of tobacco in between.
Give me a sleeping pill and tell me your troubles.
Confession without repentance is just bragging.
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